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Wednesday, June 16, 2010           

Because I Love Brett Favre...

Still... after all this time. I keep thinking about him every day... I love (to make fun of) Brett Favre.

...from http://www.dailycomedy.com/hottopic/Brett_Favre
  • Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Pat Williams says he's "50/50" on whether he'll retire. Unlike Brett Favre who's 50/50/50/50/50.
  • Yesterday Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner announced his retirement from football. Today Brett Favre called Warner to ask him how he is able to stay retired for so long.
  • The New Orleans Saints beat the Minnesota Vikings 31-28, after Brett Favre retired during the final drive of the fourth quarter.
  • The Minnesota Vikings have named Brett Favre a team captain. Which is nicer than what Packer fans call him.
  • So we all have a clear understanding of Brett Favres' definition of "Retired"...it means 2 to 3 weeks of vacation!
  • Big news: Brett Favre finally made the decision to stay retired. This week.
  • Brett Favre admitted that he feels a little fatigue. He must be tired of reading all the stories about Brett Favre.


...from http://qufnfl.wordpress.com/brett-favre-jokes/
  • Brett Favre once retired for 15 years in a row. He never missed a game in that time span.
  • Brett Favre was sacked and threw a touchdown pass in the same play.
  • The movie Rambo: First Blood was inspired by Brett Favre’s experiences as a Boy Scout.
  • Brett Favre’s Power Rankings: 1. Minnesota Favre; 2. Green Bay Favre; 3. Wrangler Favre; 4. Lawnmowing Favre; 5. Retired Favre.
  • The ‘Roughing the Passer’ penalty was created not to protect QBs, but to protect defensive players foolish enough to hit Brett Favre after the whistle has blown.
  • The 32 NFL Teams is really just a list of things that have gone extinct due to Brett Favre.
  • Brett Favre has never lost a game; he just got tired of winning all the time.

Posted by BeerKid / 10:00 AM