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Tuesday, November 02, 2010           

Late Night With Brett Favre...

Brett Favre had to be carted off the field this weekend after taking a hit that required ten stitches in his chin. And while they were at it, just to be on the safe side, the doctors also stitched up the front of his pants.

For the second year in a row, people on Social Security will not get a cost of living increase. So more bad news for Brett Favre.


Jay Leno
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Hopefully Brett Favre won’t be suspended. It would break his streak of retirements.

Jimmy Kimmel
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Brett Favre was hit in the groin with a football during practice. He didn’t go to the doctor, he just sent a picture.

Brett Favre has an elbow injury. The worst part is, it’s his texting elbow.

Direct marketing now uses text messages to excite people about their wares. Kind of like Brett Favre.


Craig Ferguson
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Top Ten Brett Favre Excuses
  1. "Thought the cell phone was gum"
  2. "If I can't text inappropriate photos, then the terrorists have won"
  3. "Don't blame me, I voted for Kucinich"
  4. "Offensive line let me down"
  5. "No habla Ingles"
  6. "Meant to send it to Commissioner Goodell"
  7. "Too many concussions"
  8. "An autograph seemed so impersonal"
  9. "Uh, I was dehydrated?"
  10. "Part of my audition for 'Jackass 3D'"
David Letterman
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Posted by BeerKid / 11:23 PM