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Friday, April 02, 2010           

Vince Lombardi Monument...

Bay Green, WI - Tired of confused and lost tourists clogging up their secluded and cozy neighborhood in the central Wisconsin wilderness, the citizens of Bay Green Wisconsin are finally fighting back. 

"Everyone keeps coming here and looking for Lambeau Field." 

"It's crazy!  No one can find the city of Green Bay on the map."

"We didn't know what to do, so someone finally suggested we make a big sign showing the way to Green Bay." replied local resident Butch McNally. 

"So all 17 of us got together and we decide to commission a local artist to sculpt the local landmark into a giant Vince Lombardi monument pointing the way to Green Bay."  Unsurprisingly after meeting the local residents involved that "While everyone helped out. Playing with the dynamite was the best part".

Butch also responded that "It worked for awhile, we were left alone, but now I think more people are coming to find us because of the monument." 

"Guess we'll have to open a little gift shop and take advantage of all the attention." he replied after much further thought. 

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