Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Why Did The Vikings Player...
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Q: Why did the Vikings Player steal a police car? A: He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. Q: What is the difference between a Vikings Fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and some Viking Fans in the Metrodome? A: The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine. Q: How do you save a drowning Vikings Fan? A: Take your foot off his head. __________________________________________ |
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A Vikings Player walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says... "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have headaches." His wife is lying in bed and replies... "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The Vikings Player says... "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you." |
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