Corrections The line "2030's-ish Brett finally signs 1 day contract retires as GB Packer" should read "2030's-ish Brett finally signs 1 day contract retires as GB Packer the only team he won a Super Bowl with." The sentence "2009 Brett Favre joins the Vikings" should have read "2009 Brett Favre after quitting on the Packers and Jets in the previous 2 years finally joins the Packers most hated rival Vikings the team he had been angling to join for several years because he liked their coaching staff." The line "2008 Brett Favre is traded to the NY Jets" was intended to have read as "2008 Brett Favre after much acrimony between Packers Management, Packers Fans, and Brett Favre's Family is traded to the NY Jets for a player in 2009 that ended up being OLB Clay Matthews." The line "1997 SB XXXI Packers win Super Bowl" was meant to be read as "1997 SB XXXI Packers and Brett Favre on a near daily dosage of Vicodin and heavy alcohol consumption win Super Bowl XXXI over the New England Patriots." The phrase "1998 SB XXXII Packers lose Super Bowl" was meant to be read as "1998 SB XXXII Packers and Brett Favre on a near daily dosage of Tylenol-3 and no drinking, even moderately lose Super Bowl XXXII to the Denver Broncos." The line "1940's-ish Brett Favre drafted by the Atlanta Falcons" should have read "1940's-ish Brett Favre drafted by the Atlanta Falcons which can only be confirmed by his alleged "rookie" card found in the dusty NFL Historical Archives."